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Published:September 2nd, 2015 17:35 EST

Rainbow Blossom Natural Foods Offers Discounts for Customers Who Get Logo Tattoos

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Kentucky grocery store chain announced it is offering 20 percent lifetime discounts for any customers who tattoo the store`s logo on their bodies.


Rainbow Blossom Natural Food Markets, based in Louisville, announced on Facebook the discounts will be offered to customers who have the store`s rainbow flower logo tattooed on their bodies.

Fine print: tattoo must be visible and not in a `private` area and at least one inch square in size. Let`s see what you`re made of, Louisville!` the company said."


A 20 percent lifetime discount is nothing to sneeze at, for such a substantial discount I would tattoo the store`s logo on my forehead.

A dude will usually tattoo the name of his girlfriend on his body, and on average a romantic relationship lasts a couple of years. It makes a hell of a lot more sense to tattoo a grocery store`s logo, for a 20 percent lifetime discount I would remain loyal to that store for the rest of my life.

Come on people get with the damn program, it`s not like the store`s owner is asking you to tattoo the Mark of the Beast on your forehead!

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