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Published:September 8th, 2015 16:04 EST
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The Almighty Hates Christmas Pudding!

By SOP newswire3

"British firefighters said two crews responded to a home where they discovered a Christmas pudding had caught fire while being heated in a microwave.

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It was unclear whether the Christmas pudding had been splashed with brandy -- a traditional practice for the dish -- before being placed in the microwave."

UPI

I`m an anglophile, I love all things British  -- even their cuisine. But even I am horrified to discover that in this day and age some Brits still eat pudding. Young kids wouldn`t know a bowl of pudding from a steaming pile of crap on the sidewalk.

Eating pudding is bad enough, but why would a wanker eat Christmas pudding in September? Blimey that`s just wrong, I mean really wrong.

When the firefighters discovered that a Christmas pudding had caught fire while being heated in a microwave they should have let the place burn to the ground.

The damage was confined to the Christmas pudding itself, proof that even God hates pudding.

Read More:

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/09/08/British-fire-crews-respond-to-Christmas-pudding-blaze/2991441739791/?spt=sec&or=on

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