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Published:September 9th, 2015 11:39 EST
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Selfie-shooting Driver Gets Canoe Through the Windshield

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Florida man using a selfie stick to film himself while driving his Jeep recorded the moment he rear-ended another vehicle and got a canoe through his windshield.

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Alex Lopatnyuk`s YouTube video shows him driving his Jeep down a dirt road while using his GoPro camera to film himself from outside the window of the vehicle with a selfie stick.

Lopatnyuk is momentarily distracted by the camera and rear-ends the pickup truck in front of him, sending the canoe tied to the back of the truck through his windshield."

UPI

Most Jeep drivers are macho men who might have a shotgun or a rod and reel in their vehicle, but no self-respecting Jeep owner would ever drive while using a selfie stick.

Jeeps were meant for driving down dirt roads, but anybody who drives the ultimate man`s vehicle while using a selfie stick is inviting the wrath of God.

The wanker rear-ended the pickup truck in front of him, sending the canoe tied to the back of the truck through his windshield.

Unfortunately, the moron survived, but when he eventually dies I`m sure the Almighty has a hot place in hell reserved for him.

Read More:

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/09/09/Selfie-shooting-driver-gets-canoe-through-the-windshield/2381441804092/?spt=sec&or=on

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