September 9th, 2015 11:39 EST
Selfie-shooting Driver Gets Canoe Through the Windshield
"A Florida man using a selfie stick to film himself while driving his Jeep recorded the moment he rear-ended another vehicle and got a canoe through his windshield.
Alex Lopatnyuk`s YouTube video shows him driving his Jeep down a dirt road while using his GoPro camera to film himself from outside the window of the vehicle with a selfie stick.
Lopatnyuk is momentarily distracted by the camera and rear-ends the pickup truck in front of him, sending the canoe tied to the back of the truck through his windshield."
Most Jeep drivers are macho men who might have a shotgun or a rod and reel in their vehicle, but no self-respecting Jeep owner would ever drive while using a selfie stick.
Jeeps were meant for driving down dirt roads, but anybody who drives the ultimate man`s vehicle while using a selfie stick is inviting the wrath of God.
The wanker rear-ended the pickup truck in front of him, sending the canoe tied to the back of the truck through his windshield.
Unfortunately, the moron survived, but when he eventually dies I`m sure the Almighty has a hot place in hell reserved for him.
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