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Published:September 12th, 2015 10:54 EST

Crazy Old Man Wraps Home in Foil to Protect It From UFO Aliens

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Pennsylvania city is trying to force a man to tone down the spotlights that neighbors say he uses at all hours to protect his home from "aliens."


Neighbors in the Virginia Road area of Hermitage said Arthur Brown, 78, shines the spotlights outside his foil-wrapped house at all hours of the day and night because he is afraid of extra-terrestrial attacks."


Brown also has an alarm that goes off at all hours of the day and night, and he`s wrapped his house in foil  -- all in a desperate attempt to ward off space invaders.

This crazy old man represents all UFO nuts, they are more than just a nuisance, they are a menace to society, and should be institutionalized.

It would be ironic if Brown`s antics caught the attention of extraterrestrial beings, and they beamed down to his home and administered a very painful anal probe.

But there`s no UFO`s hovering over our little blue planet, but there are too many UFO nuts to count.

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