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Published:September 14th, 2015 11:11 EST
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Mormons Preparing for Doomsday! They Believe World Will End September 2015!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Mixing a brew of biblical prophecies, the Hebrew calendar, a volatile economy, world politics, a reported near-death experience and astronomical occurrences, hordes of Utahns have become convinced that calamitous events are imminent " maybe by month`s end " and are taking every precaution.

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They believe, starting Sept. 13, the beginning of the Jewish High Holy Days, there will be another, even larger financial crisis, based on the United States` wickedness. That would launch the "days of tribulation` " as described in the Bible.

They say Sept. 28 will see a full, red or blood moon and a major earthquake in or near Utah. Some anticipate an invasion by U.N. troops, technological disruptions and decline, chaos and hysteria."

The Salt Lake Tribune

Apocalyptic visions are usually associated with American Christian fundamentalists or Islamic jihadists, but Mormons have now caught the End of the World fever.

Many Mormons are stocking up on magic underwear, glossy photographs of Mitt Romney, flashlights, freeze-dried food, blankets, and Donny Osmond cassettes.

They believe that the sh** is going to hit the fan starting September 13, the beginning of the Jewish High Holy Days. What the ancient Jewish religion has to do with a cult that was founded in 1830 is beyond me, I`m not a theologian or an expert in abnormal psychology.

According to these Mormons, who have their magic underwear in a twist, September 28 will be the End of the World as we know it: The moon will turn blood red, an earthquake will hit Utah, and black UN helicopters will swarm like locusts over our skies.

The tendency is for level-headed folks to laugh at these hysterical Mormons, but I believe that some crazy sh** is right around the corner. I don`t know if it`s the Rapture, the Zombie Apocalypse, or the Mormon version of the End of the World, but something horrifying is about to go down!

Donald Trump is leading in the polls, an avowed socialist Bernie Sanders is giving Hillary a real run for the money, Serena Williams gets beat at the US Open by a journeywoman...

I`d better stock up on bottled water and freeze-dried food...

Read More:

http://www.sltrib.com/home/2935776-155/some-mormons-stocking-up-amid-fears

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