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Published:September 14th, 2015 11:26 EST

Moron Quits Job to Train for Selfie Record

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Bhanu Prakash, 24, recently quit his full time job as a research assistant at a hospital to become a record-breaking selfie taker.

Prakash said he was inspired by the achievements of Dwayne "The Rock` Johnson, who took 105 selfies in three minutes in May.

The current world record holder is American football player Patrick Peterson, who managed to take 1,449 selfies in one hour."

UPI

I can understand if a man quits his important job as a research assistant at a hospital to train for the Olympics, but this wanker quit his job to train to become a record-breaking selfie taker.

If there`s a God in heaven this dude will be run over by a sacred cow, struck by lightning, or killed in a particularly heinous way by Divine intervention.

Prakash needs to turn in his "man card", attempting to break a selfie-taking record is something a bimbo like Kim Kardashian or Lindsay Lohan would attempt.

The world is ending soon  ...

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