September 18th, 2015 11:14 EST
Farmer Creates Giant Corn Maze Featuring Taylor Swift's Face! Abomination!
"Grammy-award winning singer Taylor Swift is not a newcomer when it comes to honors, but her most recent honor is probably a first.
Summers Farm in Frederick County, Maryland has created a 12-acre corn maze with Taylor Swift`s face etched into it."
The Taylor Swift corn maze is perfect on so many levels:
Taylor Swift`s songs are corny as hell, it`s appropriate that she`s commemorated as a corn maze.
I will never forget the panic I felt when I couldn`t find my way out of a corn maze, the same sense of panic I feel when a Taylor Swift song comes on the radio at work, and I can`t avoid listening to it.
It only took the farmer a couple of hours to create his monstrosity, about the same time it takes Swift to create her disposable albums.
Within a few months the corn will grow and the maze will disappear off the face of the Earth, let`s hope the same fate awaits Taylor Swift.
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