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Published:September 20th, 2015 10:13 EST

Dimwit Burglars Grab Dummy Phones From Verizon Store: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A north Columbus Verizon store was the victim of a break-in overnight, but the thieves didn`t get away with what they thought they did.


Police say one or more people used large rocks to break the glass in the store`s back door and gain entry.

Once inside, several phones were cut or ripped from the displays.

Lucky for the store, all of the display phones are not actually real phones and are of no value to the thieves. According to police, the store has been the victim of theft in the past and has taken measures to deter criminals."

NBC News

These hapless criminals caused thousands of dollars` worth of damage to steal fake phones that are worthless.

Their brain-dead caper has earned them a place in the Dumb Criminals Hall of Shame, what pathetic losers!

I bet these morons are attempting to talk to each other on their fake phones shouting: Can you hear me now? Can you hear me?

Dummy phones for dummies, I hope they rot in hell!

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