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Published:September 26th, 2015 10:38 EST
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Holy Outrage: Rep. Bob Brady Steals the Pope's Glass of Water!

By Robert Paul Reyes

 

"Pope Francis was sipping from the glass during his speech to Congress on Thursday, and when he made his way out of the chamber he left his drink unattended. That`s where Brady stepped in.

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Like a bachelor party attendee spotting a discarded pint, the Democratic congressman plucked Francis`s glass from the lectern. Rather than immediately down the drink, however, he carried it to the confines of his office, to enjoy the pontiff`s water in peace.

`I took a sip out of it,` Brady told the Philadelphia Daily News. His wife Debra and two of Brady`s staffers also quaffed some. `How many people do you know that drank out of the same glass as the pope?` Brady said."

The Guardian

Thou shalt not steal, especially from the Pope, but like most politicians Rep. Bob Brady (D-Pa.) thinks laws and Biblical commandments doesn`t apply to him, and he brazenly swiped the water glass that touched the lips of Pope Francis.

The reprobate congressman carried the glass of water to his office; he took a sip out of it and shared the rest with his wife and staffers. They acted like teenagers sharing a huge blunt that had been blessed by the patron saint of weed, Snoop Dogg.

As punishment Brady and his evil wife should be forced to drink a cup of holy water, we all know that holy water will scald the throats of evildoers.

Read More:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/25/congressman-bags-pope-francis-relic-his-glass-of-water-left-of-the-lectern

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