September 30th, 2015 15:29 EST
Maxi Pad Bandit Caught!
"A man was arrested and booked for burglary after surveillance video showed him stealing items from a business while wearing a feminine hygiene product on his face in Apple Valley.
San Bernardino County sheriff`s deputies said the suspect, Gary Victor, used a piece of wood to break into a Battery Mart located at 21075 Bear Valley Road Monday around 6:40 p.m.
Officials said Victor had the female sanitary napkin taped to his face to cover his identity during the burglary."
Burglary Rule No. 1: Always wear a mask or otherwise hide your face while committing a burglary.
Burglary Rule 1 (B): Don`t wear a Maxi-Pad to cover your face or you will forever be known as the Maxi-Pad bandit.
The Maxi-Pad didn`t even entirely cover his face, it only covered his forehead.
After stealing various items, the douchebag fled in a 1992 Dodge Dynasty, who else besides a douchebag bandit uses a 1992 Dodge Dynasty as a getaway car?
Needless to say this sorry excuse for a human being was quickly apprehended by the police. This loser will need to wear a Maxi-Pad for his rear end in prison.
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