October 7th, 2015 12:10 EST
Dude Calls 911 to Complain That His Girlfriend Won't Have Sex With HIm
"A South Carolina man called 911 early this morning to complain that his girlfriend would not have sex with him, according to an arrest report.
When a cop responded to his Spartanburg residence, Patrick Doggett, 53, stated he called 911 because his girlfriend, Ms. Faye Woodruff, would not give him any ass."
The Smoking Gun
Click the link at the bottom to see Doggett`s mug shot; I think you would agree with me that his girlfriend exercised common sense by refusing to have sex with him.
Is anybody surprised that Doggett is still behind bars because he can`t afford a lawyer or bail?
Doggett was arrested for public intoxication (Einstein was outside his residence drinking an alcoholic beverage when the police arrived), but he hasn`t been charged with misuse of the 911 system.
Dude you are going to get all the a** you want behind bars!
Mug shot of drunken loser:
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