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Published:October 14th, 2015 14:44 EST

Naked Woman Destroys Subway Restaurant in Anchorage

By Robert Paul Reyes


"According to employees, the woman entered the restaurant on Tudor Road fully clothed at around 5 p.m. and went into the restrooms. When she emerged two hours later she was no longer wearing any clothes, and began to break the furniture, pull down ceiling tiles and throw around the food, tables and chairs inside the restaurant."



A woman enters a Subway restaurant fully clothed, and goes directly to the restroom, and she emerges naked two hours later to trash the restaurant.

The pertinent question is what did the woman do in the bathroom, besides take a dump, for two solid hours?

Did she go into a meditative trance? Did she have a particularly difficult bowel movement? Was she reviewing different scenarios in her mind as how to destroy the restaurant?

We may never know, but she emerged naked as a jaybird and wrecked the fast food joint.

This woman was either completely bonkers or on drugs. We know she wasn`t under the influence of marijuana, had that been the case the only thing she would have attacked would have been the food. Homegirl must have been high on spice, bath salts or meth.

We can`t dismiss the possibility that she was simply bored out of her mind living in the desolate wasteland that is Alaska.

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