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Published:October 16th, 2015 09:46 EST
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Porn Movie Soundtrack Played Over Target Store Intercom

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Most department stores use their intercom system to broadcast light music meant to keep people shopping, but that`s not what happened at this California Target store on Wednesday.

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Apparently, someone thought it would be entertaining to use the intercom system to broadcast sound from a pornographic film."

News965.Com

Sounds of women in fake orgasmic bliss filled the department store for about two minutes before employees were finally able to make it stop.

Usually stores play bland Muzak to lull the zombie-like shoppers into buying stuff they don`t need, with money they don`t have, to impress friends they don`t really like.

Hopefully the porn soundtrack woke up the shoppers stricken with mindless consumerism, and they ran out of the store exclaiming: I should be humping my lover instead of instead of wasting my time and money at Target.

See more at: http://www.news965.com/news/news/local/porn-broadcast-over-target-store-intercom/nn3mh/#sthash.6czRlX8P.dpuf

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