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Published:October 17th, 2015 20:11 EST

Kanye West vs Lindsay Lohan for President in 2020! Who Would You Vote For?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Lindsay Lohan, an actress whose career has been eclipsed in recent years because of her brushes with the law and battle with substance abuse, says she is considering running for U.S. president."



If a reality TV celebrity with wispy hair, an incontinent mouth, and no political experience can run for president, then who`s going to deny Lohan and West the same opportunity?

Rapper Kanye West announced during this summer`s MTV Music Awards ceremony that he plans to run for president in 2020. 

Can you imagine a debate between Lohan and West in 2010? Kanye would grab the moderator`s microphone, and castigate him for asking him difficult questions. The lovely Lohan would suffer an "accidental" wardrobe malfunction to divert attention from West. The ratings would be through the roof, and the world-famous celebrities would inspire millions of young people to get involved in the political process. Of course mature adults would move to Canada or commit suicide.

I predict LiLo would win hands down, and West would complain that he lost because America hates blacks.

Kanye, America loves blacks, especially famous black rappers, but you would lose because we don`t want the White House turned into a freak show, which is exactly what would happen if Caitlyn Jenner and the rest of the Kardashian/Jenner clan set up residence at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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