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Published:October 21st, 2015 12:56 EST

Burglary Suspect Found Covered in Cupcake Frosting

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A woman is behind bars after police say she broke into an Alpena County home and damaged several items, including a tray of cupcakes.


The Alpena County Police Department was called to a home on Lewis Street for a possible breaking and entering.

The homeowner found several items broken and knocked over inside the home, including a tray of cupcakes.

Police say the woman was highly intoxicated and had cupcake frosting and cake all over her torso and legs."


According to police the suspect reeked of alcohol, but I`m betting she was also stoned on weed. Only a stoner would break into a home and steal a bunch of cupcakes.

The cops found the woman a few blocks away covered in cupcake frosting all over her legs -- either she was just involved in a kinky frosting-enhanced tryst with Rosie O`Donnell or she`s the burglar.

The woman, whose name wasn`t released by the police, is behind bars where she will get plenty of bologna sandwiches but no cupcakes.

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