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Published:October 22nd, 2015 12:39 EST
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Boa Constrictor on Bus Forces Evacuation!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Where`s Samuel L. Jackson when you need him? Officials say a snake on the loose forced a SEPTA bus to evacuate Sunday afternoon in Philadelphia. 

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The Route 52 bus was on 52nd Street and Westminster Avenue around 3 p.m. when a person carrying a 4-foot-long Boa constrictor got on board, officials said.

The snake somehow got loose and the bus was evacuated. Officials were able to safely get the snake off the bus and returned it to the owner. Passengers later got back on and the bus continued its route."

NBC News

I doubt any of the bus passengers cried out:

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER*UCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER*UCKING BUS!

The longsuffering bus riders of Philadelphia, or any other big city, have to put up with m-fuc*ing ratchet hood rats, m-fuc*ing incontinent homeless, m-fuc*ing ranting lunatics, and m-fuc*ing dangerous thugs on the bus, I`m sure they can cope with a snake.

The passengers calmly got back on the bus, after the snake was captured -- just another day in the City of Brotherly Love.


Read more: http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/weird/Snake-SEPTA-Bus-Route-52-Philadelphia-Boa-Constrictor--333925221.html#ixzz3pJa27ipK 

    



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