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Published:October 29th, 2015 09:24 EST

Energy Department: Pumpkins Causing Climate Change!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"How scary are your jack-o`-lanterns? Scarier than you think, according to the Energy Department, which claims the holiday squash is responsible for unleashing greenhouse gases into the atmosphere.


Most of the 1.3 billion pounds of pumpkins produced in the U.S. end up in the trash, says the Energy Department`s website, becoming part of the more than 254 million tons of municipal solid waste (MSW) produced in the United States every year.

Municipal solid waste decomposes into methane, a harmful greenhouse gas that plays a part in climate change, with more than 20 times the warming effect of carbon dioxide, Energy says."

Washington Times

Sine time immemorial organized religion has presented myths and fables as facts at the expense of science, and common sense.

But the tables have turned and now liberal politicians are presenting climate change as fact, and those who dispute the pseudo-science of global warming are denigrated as anti-science and out of touch with reality.

Al Gore and his ilk, who hysterically and irrationally scream that the sky is falling, are motivated by financial and political considerations, and they are the ones who are giving science a bad name.

The global warming fanatics are warning that pumpkins are responsible for unleashing greenhouse gases into the atmosphere.

It`s the global warming true believers who are unleashing a lot of hot air; they should shut the hell up, carve a pumpkin for Halloween, and chill the hell out.

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