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Published:October 31st, 2015 14:14 EST

Giant Inflatable Pumpkin From Hell Terrorizes Peoria: Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Halloween tricks came early for some drivers and pedestrians in the Phoenix area when a giant, inflatable pumpkin bounded down the roadway in high winds.


A 25-foot-tall pumpkin escaped from its display promoting the Peoria Monster Bash Thursday, sailing down the street and damaging two street lights.

Peoria officials say it wasn`t vandalism, but windy weather that sent the jack-o`-lantern on its trip."

Fox News

It was a scene straight out of a horror flick, and a foreshadow of Armageddon, a humongous inflatable Pumpkin, perhaps unleashed by Satan himself, bouncing down the streets of Peoria, damaging street lights, and terrifying men, women and children.

This was no accident, it was a divine message that time is short, and we need to get our house in order before the gates of hell are burst wide open and the world as we know it will be no more.

Did you get the message Donald Trump and the rest of the GOP clowns, you need to bring a screeching halt to the demonization of immigrants, and the disenfranchisement of the poor.

Did you get the message Hillary Clinton and Democratic establishment, Hillary is old, tired and corrupt, and she will lead our nation to economic ruin and social devastation.

I don`t want a thousand giant pumpkins from hell wreaking havoc on our great cities; I will heed this Halloween warning and try my best to make this a better world.

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