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Published:October 31st, 2015 14:54 EST
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Step Aside Trump Trumpkin, the Sanders Bernkin Rules! Clash of the Pumpkins!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Vermont`s answer to Ohio`s Donald Trumpkin pumpkin is sitting on the bar here at Rustic Roots.

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That`s right. Bernie Sanders` mug has been carved into a 40-pound pumpkin.

Ashley Campbell, restaurant co-owner and pumpkin-carving professional, calls it the Bernkin. It even has its own hashtag (#Bernkin) for customers who want to post the piece of gourd art on social media."

USA Today

The Trumpkin is a monstrosity tipping the scales at 374 pounds, the Bernkin is a svelte 40-pounds, the gourds resemble their real-life counterparts.

The Trumpkin is a horrifying thing that will scare the Bejesus out of men, women and children; the Bernkin will elicit bemused smiles.

Let`s hope and pray that next year the Bernkin will be gracing the Oval Office, and that the Trumpkin will be rotting in hell.  

Read my essay: Meet Trumpkin the Pumpkin that Looks Like Donald Trump! Video!

http://thesop.org/story/20151029/meet-trumpkin-the-pumpkin-that-looks-like-donald-trump-video.html

Read More:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2015/10/31/bernie-sanders-pumpkin-carving/74916618/

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