October 31st, 2015 14:54 EST
Step Aside Trump Trumpkin, the Sanders Bernkin Rules! Clash of the Pumpkins!
"Vermont`s answer to Ohio`s Donald Trumpkin pumpkin is sitting on the bar here at Rustic Roots.
That`s right. Bernie Sanders` mug has been carved into a 40-pound pumpkin.
Ashley Campbell, restaurant co-owner and pumpkin-carving professional, calls it the Bernkin. It even has its own hashtag (#Bernkin) for customers who want to post the piece of gourd art on social media."
The Trumpkin is a monstrosity tipping the scales at 374 pounds, the Bernkin is a svelte 40-pounds, the gourds resemble their real-life counterparts.
The Trumpkin is a horrifying thing that will scare the Bejesus out of men, women and children; the Bernkin will elicit bemused smiles.
Let`s hope and pray that next year the Bernkin will be gracing the Oval Office, and that the Trumpkin will be rotting in hell.
Read my essay: Meet Trumpkin the Pumpkin that Looks Like Donald Trump! Video!
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