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Published:October 31st, 2015 16:41 EST

The Most Terrifying Pumpkins This Side of Hell!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Cutting simple triangle eyes and box-shaped teeth will no longer give you the coolest pumpkin design on the block. 


Pumpkins are increasingly used as an artistic medium these days " and unlike a canvas, this medium has layers and dimensions and can be positioned in countless ways."

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I`m not very artistically inclined, when I was a kid I had trouble coloring within the lines in coloring books, and today the most artistic I will get is including an emoji in an email.

I usually put a couple of pumpkins on my porch for Halloween, but I don`t carve them or even paint a scary face on them.

If I attempted to make a Jack Lantern it wouldn`t even earn a prize in a kindergarten pumpkin carving contest.

I bow down before these terrifying pumpkins:

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