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Published:November 1st, 2015 09:13 EST
halloween

Top 7 Things I Hate About Halloween

By Robert Paul Reyes

CANDY CORN

If your child likes this devilish treat, check to see if he has 666 tattooed on his backside.

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HIGH SCHOOL KIDS WHO TRICK OR TREAT

Every year I get at least a dozen high school kids we come to my door begging for treats and most of them don`t dress up, or even put on a mask.

BURGER KING BLACK WHOPPERS

The fast food giant deserves to go bankrupt for foisting this infernal burger on their customers

PUMPKINS

Am I the only one who is scared to death of pumpkins?

EGGS

Children should be banned from buying eggs in October; it`s an impossible task scrapping eggs off your house.

UGLY WOMEN WHO DRESS SEXY FOR HALLOWEEN

Bit** please, don`t even think about wearing that sexy maid outfit for Halloween!

FOOLS WHO SHOW UP AT YOUR HALLOWEEN PARTY IN STREET CLOTHES

Really? That`s like showing up at a Black Lives Matter demonstration wearing an I Love Cops " T-shirt.

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