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Published:November 11th, 2015 12:24 EST

Girl, 8, Caught Trying to Smoke Pot in School Bathroom

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Authorities in Ohio said an 8-year-old girl was found in a bathroom attempting to smoke marijuana in an inefficient way -- by lighting a plastic baggie on fire.


The Pataskala Police Department said the 8-year-old Pataskala Elementary School student was caught by a school employee Nov. 4 trying to ignite the marijuana in the girls` bathroom.

The student attempted to flush some of the marijuana down a toilet and threw the rest in a trash can, where it was recovered, police said. The student was suspended. "


The young girl may not have known how to light a joint, but she knew what to do when caught with her stash  -- flush the sh** down the toilet.

The student was suspended, I hope she will be sentenced to juvenile detention, where she will quickly learn how to properly smoke weed.

The precocious child claimed she didn`t know the baggie contained weed, but I wonder if her backpack was stuffed with Doritos and Cheetos?

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