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Published:November 18th, 2015 13:10 EST
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Drunk Dude Arrested for Assault With a Sandwich

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A man was arrested for assault after throwing a sandwich at another man Sunday night, police said.

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According to the Fairfax City Police Department, 32-year-old Jonathan M. Magnes was transported to an Adult Detention Center and charged with assault and battery, driving under the influence of alcohol, and refusal of a blood and breath test."

ABC7

If you`re arrested at a pizza shop for hurling a sandwich at a customer, chances are that you`ve had too much to drink.

The victim wasn`t injured, but I can guarantee you that the aggressor will be walking bowlegged for a week after his fellow jailbirds discover he was arrested for throwing a sandwich.

Moral of this story: Sandwiches make great meals, but lousy weapons.

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http://wjla.com/news/local/man-arrested-for-assault-with-a-sandwich

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