November 18th, 2015 13:10 EST
Drunk Dude Arrested for Assault With a Sandwich
"A man was arrested for assault after throwing a sandwich at another man Sunday night, police said.
According to the Fairfax City Police Department, 32-year-old Jonathan M. Magnes was transported to an Adult Detention Center and charged with assault and battery, driving under the influence of alcohol, and refusal of a blood and breath test."
If you`re arrested at a pizza shop for hurling a sandwich at a customer, chances are that you`ve had too much to drink.
The victim wasn`t injured, but I can guarantee you that the aggressor will be walking bowlegged for a week after his fellow jailbirds discover he was arrested for throwing a sandwich.
Moral of this story: Sandwiches make great meals, but lousy weapons.
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