Contact theSOPAbout theSOPSupport theSOPWritersEditorsManaging Editors
theSOP logo
Published:November 18th, 2015 14:10 EST

Drunk Dude Arrested for Assault With a Sandwich

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A man was arrested for assault after throwing a sandwich at another man Sunday night, police said.


According to the Fairfax City Police Department, 32-year-old Jonathan M. Magnes was transported to an Adult Detention Center and charged with assault and battery, driving under the influence of alcohol, and refusal of a blood and breath test."


If you`re arrested at a pizza shop for hurling a sandwich at a customer, chances are that you`ve had too much to drink.

The victim wasn`t injured, but I can guarantee you that the aggressor will be walking bowlegged for a week after his fellow jailbirds discover he was arrested for throwing a sandwich.

Moral of this story: Sandwiches make great meals, but lousy weapons.

Read More:

Follow Robert Paul Reyes on Twitter:

Photo Credit: Wikipedia