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Published:December 8th, 2015 12:04 EST
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Is Zombie Nativity Scene Work of the Devil or Work of Art? Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An Ohio man got a $500 fine for a zombie-themed nativity scene he set up in his front yard.

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Jasen Dixon of Sycamore Township in Cincinnati first displayed his horror-themed twist on the traditional nativity scene in 2014, replacing the biblical characters with zombies. The zombies are inside a structure resembling a barn that the township says is in violation of local zoning laws.

`It`s an accessory structure. He doesn`t have a permit for it. It has nothing to do with what he`s got underneath the accessory structure,` Trustee Tom Weidman told Cincinnati.com. `He can put a hundred zombies in his front yard if he wants. It`s none of my business. The fact of the matter is the guy`s got an accessory structure in his front yard. Which is illegal.`"

UPI

Dixon`s isn`t being intentionally sacrilegious; the zombie nativity scene is a publicity stunt for his haunted house, 13 Rooms of Doom.

It`s not the size of the structure that`s got the bureaucrats` panties in a bunch; it`s the fact that biblical characters were replaced with zombies.

Zombie lives matter! Down with anti-zombie bigotry! The zombies will have their revenge, the Zombie Apocalypse is nigh!

Read More:

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/12/07/Ohio-man-fined-500-for-zombie-nativity-scene/8351449519341/?spt=sec&or=on

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