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Published:December 20th, 2015 16:45 EST
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Top 8 Reasons Hillary Clinton Was Late Returning To Debate Stage After Commercial Break

By Robert Paul Reyes

"When the ABC News Democratic presidential debate returned from a commercial break "and Hillary Clinton was nowhere to be seen.
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`We want to turn to American jobs, wages, and raises in this country. And do we believe Secretary Clinton will be coming around the corner any minute,` ABC News` David Muir said.
Seconds later, Clinton returned to the stage with applause " and one word: Sorry"

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While Hillary has yet to explain her delay, there`s plenty of speculation:
Hey, a bathroom breaks takes longer when you have to change your Depend underwear.
Typical Hillary diva behavior, she was probably upset they started without her. 
She needed oxygen backstage, that old fart Bernie Sanders wouldn`t stop farting. 
She was checking on Slick Willy, she wanted to be sure he wasn`t screwing an intern backstage. 
She lost track of time making out with Huma Abedin in the bathroom.
She wanted to inject a little bit of suspense into a boring debate.
Early onset Alzheimer`s
She needed extra time to cool off, she really wanted to beat the hell out of Martin O`Malley.
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