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Published:December 22nd, 2015 14:21 EST

Elderly Lady Calls Police: She Heard Woman Praise ISIS in Midst of Sex

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Wisconsin police department said officers were summoned by an 82-year-old woman who reported hearing pro-ISIS chanting in the heat of passion.


The woman told police the chanting appeared to be coming from someone in the midst of a sexual encounter."


A woman, or a man for that matter, is liable to blurt out anything in the throes of passion, but I doubt a woman would scream: ISIS is good, ISIS is great!

The busybody old lady needs a new battery for her hearing aid; the woman probably yelled Isaiah is good; Isaiah is great, referring to her boyfriend who finally managed to make her reach orgasm.

This is taking the adage "if you see something, say something" a bit too far.

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