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Published:December 22nd, 2015 14:43 EST

Outrage: Santa Robs KFC

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Santa Claus is known for entering through chimneys, but British police said a not-so-jolly St. Nick climbed in a KFC drive-through window and demanded cash.


Police said the Bad Santa was armed with a large knife instead of a sack of toys Saturday night when he climbed through the drive-through window of the KFC in Alfreton, England, and demanded access to the eatery`s safe."


It`s not unusual to witness a mall Santa curse underneath his breath at a little brat with a lengthy wish list, or sneak a gulp from a flask of whiskey, but you rarely see a Santa commit an outright crime.

Santa is all about giving not taking, but this robber dressed as Santa cleaned out the KFC safe, and fled without so much as a "Merry Christmas."

Any children who witnessed Santa rob the KFC will be traumatized for life, when the cops nab this Santa I hope they beat him to within an inch of his life.

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