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Published:December 25th, 2015 10:47 EST

Man Stabbed by 400-pound Bearded Lady!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A man was stabbed by a 400-pound, bearded woman soon after asking a group of people for a cigarette in East Village Wednesday night, police said.


The 39-year-old man walked up to the group on Park Boulevard near K Street about 7:40 p.m., San Diego police Officer Robert Heims said. After asking for the cigarette, a woman walked up to him, told him to get away from her things, and then stabbed him in the neck."

The San Diego Union-Tribune

Fortunately, the chances of being stabbed by a 400-pound bearded woman are astronomically low, unless of course if you live in San Francisco.

The bearded assailant was described as running away, running, really?

Who was this 400-pound bearded woman? Caitlyn Jenner after a night out with Oprah Winfrey and Rosie O`Donnell? A freak who ran away from the circus? Hillary Clinton after neglecting to shave for a couple of days? A transgendered individual who deserves our respect, never mind that the freak stabbed a person in the neck for no discernable reason?

Moral of this story:

Always give a 400-pound bearded lady a wide berth

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