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Published:December 28th, 2015 08:47 EST
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Cute Meth Head on Joyride at Walmart on Motorized Cart While Munching Stolen Fried Chicken

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A woman shot up meth before driving a motorized cart through Walmart while eating a stolen BBQ chicken, police said.

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Josseleen Elida Lopez is accused of swiping $44.53 worth of food and wine from the shelves of the Florida supermarket during her drug-fueled bender on Tuesday.

`She ate nearly a whole rotisserie chicken while scooting around Walmart. There was also a half-empty bottle of wine in her cart.

When she was arrested, Lopez reportedly admitted to taking meth earlier in the day. Police found two empty syringes in her bag."

New York Post

A meth head taking a joy ride on a motorized cart through Walmart while munching on stolen fried chicken and guzzling stolen cheap wine  --  what a great premise for a redneck sit-com.

Only at a Walmart would you be well-advised to look both ways before crossing an aisle for fear you might get run over by a joy-riding meth head.

This incident is humorous, but imagine this meth head behind the wheel of an automobile, nothing funny about that scenario. Here`s hoping that the judge will throw the book at her.

Take a look at Josseleen`s mugshot, she`s kind of cute! So I have a thing for adorable meth heads, sue me!

http://nypost.com/2015/12/27/woman-went-on-joyride-through-walmart-after-stealing-chicken-cops-say/

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