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Published:January 12th, 2016 13:58 EST

Thief Shoves Python Down His Pants

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A snake was swiped from a southeast Portland pet store, and it is how the thief managed to sneak it out of the store that is drawing attention.


Fox 12 spoke with the store`s manager about the bizarre surveillance footage that shows a man stuffing the stolen snake down his pants, and walking away."


The brazen thief stuffed the stolen $200 black pastel ball python down his pants, and then gingerly walked out of the store.

I can only hope that the 2-foot python was hungry and bit his 2-inch wiener.

A robber who is stupid enough to stuff pants down his pants will soon be apprehended by the police.

Officer to moron: Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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