January 13th, 2016 13:36 EST
Dude Uses Wife's Head to Mop Up Spilled Milk After No-jelly Rage!
"A Florida man is accused of using his wife`s head as a mop to sop up spilled milk after he became angry at the lack of jelly in the house.
The Fruitland man told police he woke up and wanted a PB&J and became angry at his spouse when he saw none."
I love me some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and I can`t blame this man for losing his temper at the lack of jelly in his mobile home.
But this isn`t the 1950`s, who says it`s the wife`s responsibility to make sure that they don`t run out of staples like bread, sugar, milk and jelly?
Using his wife`s head as a mop to sop up the glass of milk that he overturned in anger is taking things a bit too far.
The wife should use her hubby`s head as a soccer ball, and kick him to the curb.
Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/deadline-miami/article54445655.html#storylink=cpy
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