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Published:January 13th, 2016 14:36 EST

Dude Uses Wife's Head to Mop Up Spilled Milk After No-jelly Rage!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Florida man is accused of using his wife`s head as a mop to sop up spilled milk after he became angry at the lack of jelly in the house.


The Fruitland man told police he woke up and wanted a PB&J and became angry at his spouse when he saw none."

Miami Herald

I love me some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and I can`t blame this man for losing his temper at the lack of jelly in his mobile home.

But this isn`t the 1950`s, who says it`s the wife`s responsibility to make sure that they don`t run out of staples like bread, sugar, milk and jelly?

Using his wife`s head as a mop to sop up the glass of milk that he overturned in anger is taking things a bit too far.

The wife should use her hubby`s head as a soccer ball, and kick him to the curb.

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