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Published:January 18th, 2016 09:54 EST
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Moron Steals $1,500 Worth of Gum From Pharmacy: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Canadian police are searching for a man accused of stealing over $1,500 worth of chewing gum from a local pharmacy.

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Surveillance footage posted to YouTube by York Regional Police shows the man entering the pharmacy in Markham holding a garbage bag after arriving by taxi.

"A few moments later he re-enters the store, fills another garbage bag with chewing gum and walks out again,` York Regional Police said in a statement posted to Facebook."

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With Justin Bieber spending most of his time in the United States crime in Canada has come to a virtual halt, and the cops have nothing to do but chase chewing gun thieves.

Stealing gum from a pharmacy makes as much sense as stealing pens from a bank. Forging a prescription for a controlled substance would have net this moron a hell of a lot more money than a bag of chewing gum.

What`s this idiot going to do, stand outside an elementary school: Hey kid you interested in buying some gum?

Read More:

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/01/15/Man-on-store-video-wanted-for-1500-chewing-gum-theft/6731452891686/?spt=sec&or=on

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