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Published:January 22nd, 2016 10:31 EST

Name a Cockroach After Your Sweetie for Valentine's Day

By Robert Paul Reyes

"This Valentine`s Day, let your special someone know your love is eternal. Name one of the Bronx Zoo`s Madagascar hissing cockroaches for your sweetie. Tens of thousands of roaches remain nameless and would make a great symbol of your love. For $10, we`ll send your loved one a digital certificate to cherish for years to come, featuring the name of your Valentine`s roach.


This year, you can even up the romance by adding chocolate. For $25, you`ll receive a printed roach certificate and something sweet, made with love by the Nunu Chocolate company in Brooklyn, NY."


It would take a really clueless dude to commemorate his love for his girlfriend or wife by naming a cockroach after her.

If you present your honeybunch with a certificate naming a cockroach after her for Valentine`s Day, you`d better also give her a diamond ring, and a box of chocolates.

I have to admit though, that this would make an excellent gift for your ex-girlfriend.

It`s all for a good cause, the money raised will support all of the animals in the Bronx Zoo.

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