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Published:February 7th, 2016 15:09 EST

Hillary Clinton Caption Contest

By Robert Paul Reyes

"New York Times political reporter Amy Chozick on Saturday tweeted a photo of Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, who`s on the New Hampshire campaign trail, and naturally started a caption contest.


The photo shows Clinton in a restaurant, standing and smiling behind two little girls seated at a table. While one girl appeared cautiously calm as Clinton seemed to pat her head, the other girl was crying a river."

The Blaze


Mommy the witch patted me on the head, you will have to shampoo my hair when we get home.

Stranger Danger!

I never want to eat here again!

Mommy this woman smells, her diapers need to be changed!

Hillary reenergizes herself by sucking the life energy of two innocent children.

Mom why do you hate us so much? First you introduce us to Trump, and now this creepy lady!

Hillary pretends to be a normal human being by posing with children at a campaign stop.

Bitc* Please! We`re for Bernie Sanders!

Hillary makes a stop at a seafood restaurant and suddenly all the customers complain that their fish smells.

Mom I thought the Antichrist was a man!


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