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Published:February 15th, 2016 08:12 EST
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Couple's Kinky Night With Handcuffs Ends in Real Arrest

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An Arkansas couple`s evening of `kinky` entertainment ended with one pair of handcuffs used for fun being replaced by another used for real in an arrest, US police said on Friday.
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Dustin Taylor (21) summoned police to his home in Fort Smith to remove a pair of handcuffs that he and his wife had been using the previous night while doing some "kinky` things, the official report stated.

Taylor explained to officers that the couple had lost the key.

The responding patrolman removed the handcuffs and did a routine search of Taylor`s name in a police database."

Reuters

The rumor that the Arkansas couple was Bill and Hillary Clinton is patently false, it`s probably been decades since Slick Willy has done anything kinky with his wife.

I don`t blame this amorous couple for trying to spice up their sex life, but it`s common sense things are going to end well if you call the police to get you out of a bind.

The responding officer removed the handcuffs, did a routine search of Taylor`s name, and discovered he had an outstanding warrant for criminal mischief.

Mischief in the bedroom with whips and handcuffs is OK, but criminal mischief will land you in handcuffs. Dustin Taylor was handcuffed, and thrown in jail where his cellmate is probably having not so kinky fun with him.


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