"Firefighters were called to a bar in Brazil to remove a drunk and belligerent monkey that downed a glass of rum and armed itself with a kitchen knife.
The local fire department in Patos, Paraiba, said they were called to a bar Feb. 5 on a report of an aggressive monkey with a kitchen knife chasing men.
Fire department Lt. Col. Saul Laurentino said the monkey drank a glass of rum at the bar before picking up the knife and chasing after men, leaving the women alone."
I I were at a bar and a saw a drunk and belligerent monkey chasing patrons with a kitchen knife, that would be the only sign from the Almighty that I would need. I would run away from the bar and immediately join a 12-step program.
Having a monkey in a bar is bad enough, but a drunk and belligerent monkey armed with a kitchen knife is worse than a demon brandishing a hot poker or an angry Rosie O`Donnell armed with a rolling pin.
Why were firefighters instead of police called, the primate wasn`t brandishing a cigarette lighter!
Brazil may be the land of hot women, unfortunately you also have to deal with drunken men and crazy monkeys.
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