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Published:February 20th, 2016 10:22 EST

Dude Rides 'Walking Unicycle' Made With Wooden Legs! Why? Dear God Why?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Florida man showed off his balancing skills by riding a unique unicycle that featured a set of wooden legs in place of a wheel.

Flaviu Cernescu shared video to Facebook as he attempted to maneuver the modified `walking unicycle` as far as possible while practicing at Nova Gymnastics in Fort Lauderdale."


There is nothing practical about a unicycle, it`s an awkward form of transportation that requires skill, balance, and a thick skin for all the insults that will be hurled at you.

Wankers who ride unicycles belong in circuses, mental institutions and trailer parks.

A unicycle is a silly contraption, a unicycle that features a set of wooden legs in place of a wheel is tomfoolery gone berserk.

There is a special place in hell reserved for Flaviu Cernescu, for having a name that plays havoc with my spellcheck, and for posting a video riding Satan`s unicycle.

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