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Published:February 24th, 2016 15:33 EST
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Bald Man Steals $800 Worth of Rogaine

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Cincinnati, Ohio are searching for a man in connection with a series of thefts involving hair regrowth and memory supplements.

Mount Healthy police department shared surveillance images of a man accused of stealing $847 worth of hair regrowth formula Rogaine and memory supplement Prevagen from a local Walgreens."
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The surveillance cameras captured the suspect who is as bald as Dr. Phil, hopefully the Rogaine treatment will work and he won`t need to steal any more hair regrowth products.

But if he forgets to take the memory supplement he may forget where he put the Rogaine, and he may shoplift again.

If you know a follically-challenged gentleman who can`t remember your name and who owns a white Jeep, please contact the authorities.

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