Contact theSOPAbout theSOPSupport theSOPWritersEditorsManaging Editors
theSOP logo
Published:February 28th, 2016 10:59 EST

Package Thief Walks Off With Box of Soiled Kitty Litter: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

Sick of porch theft, I loaded up this dummy box with dirty litter from our litter box. Looks like she won`t be getting the clothing she was hoping for ...

YouTube video description

A resident fed up with packages disappearing from her front porch tricked a thief into stealing a box filled with soiled kitty litter.

What would you put inside a box to discourage a thief from stealing boxes from  your front porch? Here are a few ideas:

Oprah Winfrey`s soiled underwear.

Glossy photographs of a smiling Ted Cruz.

Risque pics of Rosie O`Donnell with a "come hither" look in her eyes.

Barack Obama`s mom jeans.

Donald Trump`s toupee after it`s been used by Marco Rubio to wipe the sweat from his entire body.

Your daughter`s entire collection of Justin Bieber CD`s.

Marco Rubio`s hot pink hot pants that he used to wear when he was openly gay in his younger days.

Follow Robert Paul Reyes on Twitter:
Photo Credit: Wikipedia