March 14th, 2016 09:35 EST
Swedish Health Minister: Loud Sex is Healthy
"One man, fed up with his neighbors` wild and noisy romps, sent a tweet directly to Health Minister Gabriel Wikstrom asking for help Wednesday.
`My neighbours are once again having noisy sex. You`re my only hope: could you ban risquÃ© exercises after 10pm?` the man asked Wikstrom on Twitter.
The reply he received was likely not what he expected.
Wikstrom tweeted back: Good for their well being and thus, public health as well."
I agree that sex, loud or quiet, is beneficial for one`s health, but loud sex after midnight isn`t good for the neighbors of an amorous couple.
Most municipalities have ordinances prohibiting loud noises after 10 pm like vacuum cleaning or drilling, there shouldn`t be an exception for a a man drilling his lover. Noise is noise is noise ...
Sweden`s Health Minister Gabriel Wikstrom might have a different perspective on this matter, if his neighbors were keeping him up at night with their noisy lovemaking.
The fed up neighbor should take matters into his own hands, and play a porn flick with its irritating porn groove soundtrack at full volume every time his neighbors engage in noisy lovemaking.