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Published:March 19th, 2016 10:52 EST

Note to Amy Schumer: A Woman Can't be Sexy and Funny! Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Amy Schumer is feeling `overexposed` due to her increased celebrity status in a new promo for Season 4 of Comedy Central`s Inside Amy Schumer.

The clip released Thursday, features the comedian visiting with a doctor inside an examination room. `Amy, the tests came back positive, and I`m sorry to tell you that you`ve been overexposed,` the physician explains to a concerned Schumer.

The new ailment, the doctor explains, is from being on the cover of magazines and popular social media posts too much. `What`s the cure?` Schumer asks. `Go away for a while, no late night TV show appearances, no podcasts and do not go back to your basic cable TV show,` he recommends referencing the hit sketch comedy series."


Let me start right off the bat by declaring that the last place on Earth I want to be is inside Amy Schumer. You would have to get me drunk and conk me upside the head with a sledgehammer before I would venture inside Amy Schumer.

There have only been one or two female stand up comics who were actually funny, and they were women like Moms Mabley and Phyllis Diller who didn`t have to worry about good looks getting in the way of making people laugh.

Amy Schumer is a mildly attractive comic who has let fame go to her fat head, the plump comedic actress is trying to cultivate a sexy look by donning short skirts and cleavage-revealing blouses. For a female comic sexy and funny are mutually exclusive, that`s the first rule of comedy.

Amy Schumer is the most overexposed celebrity in Hollywood, maybe after a long vacation away from the spotlight she will come to her senses, ditch her sexy wardrobe and be funny again.

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