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Published:March 24th, 2016 10:55 EST

David Letterman in Retirement Looks Like Santa Claus on Crack!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Whoa, David Letterman -- is that you? It`s been only 10 months since the late-night host did his farewell show on CBS, but he already looks quite ... different.

New photos of Letterman jogging on the Caribbean island of St. Barts show a bald, heavily bearded guy who`s almost unrecognizable as the gap-toothed jester who spent 33 years smirking at guests on national TV. More than one commenter has noted his sudden resemblance to a certain red-suited Christmas icon."


It`s not unusual for a gentleman to grow a beard once he retires, but David Letterman has grown a bushy beard and completely changed his appearance.

The retired late-night comic looks like a cross between a garden gnome from hell, Kelsey Grammar on crack, Santa Claus having a bad-beard day, and a hobo high on glue.

If I saw Letterman jogging around my neighborhood I wouldn`t know whether to call Animal Control, or blast him with my shotgun if he got to close to my property.

For the love of God, I beseech you Letterman, don`t leave your mansion, you are scaring the Bejesus out of solid upright citizens.

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