March 26th, 2016 16:38 EST
Baby Born With Full Head of Hair Becomes Internet Sensation
"As soon as Isabelle Kaplan was born, one attribute was immediately obvious. Not her eyes (deep blue) or her cry (piercing) or even her weight, which at eight pounds, 13 ounces, was heftier than anyone expected. The first thing " in fact, the only thing people wanted to talk about was her hair.
`Izzie,` as she is affectionately called by her parents, Dave and Mackenzie Kaplan of Redwood City, California, came into the world on Jan. 8 with a full head of hair to rival the coifs of Charles Bronson, Extra host Mario Lopez and even Ron Burgundy, the perfectly styled character played by Will Ferrell in Anchorman."
Full disclosure: My head is as round and smooth as a bowling bowl, but I`m trying to write an unbiased editorial about this freak baby from hell.
I wonder if the parents have also made a full disclosure, does their hellish offspring have a 666 " birthmark on her butt?
It is unnatural for an infant to be born sporting an anchorman`s coiffure; this baby is destined to be an anchor for CNN or a televangelist.
Izzie has become an Internet sensation, Kim Kardashian`s butt failed to break the Internet but this baby`s hair may blow the Internet to smithereens.
On a serious note, yeah I`m jealous, and this old bald dude has to admit that Izzy is simply adorable.
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Photo Credit: Wikipedia