March 31st, 2016 14:27 EST
Man Had 1,428 Bags of Heroin In His Rectum
"Vermont State Police said a man found with drug paraphernalia in his car during a traffic stop was concealing 1,428 bags worth of heroin in his rectum.
Investigators said Fernando Estrella, 41, of New York, was pulled over about 1 a.m. Tuesday in St. Albans for speeding through a stop sign while driving a gray Chevy minivan.
Estrella was detained and taken to a local hospital, where a body cavity search uncovered three condoms containing 1,428 bags worth of heroin."
When you buy a prescription drug from your local pharmacy, you can take comfort in the knowledge that the drug went through years of testing before it was approved by the FDA, and that it was kept in a sterile environment at the pharmacy.
But when you buy a controlled substance for your friendly neighborhood drug dealer, keep in mind that he was probably high when he prepared your meth or heroin, and he may have stored it in his ass before you bought it.
I don`t know who is the biggest a-hole, the drug dealer or his customers.
If this story doesn`t convince you to go to rehab if you are into meth or heroin, I guess nothing will.