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Published:April 11th, 2016 11:28 EST

Runaway Goat Sought 'Caffeine Fix' at Starbucks

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in California said a call about an unusual loiterer at a Starbucks cafe led to the wayward pet goat being reunited with her family.

The Rohnert Park Police Department said the town`s emergency dispatcher received calls early Sunday about a loose goat wandering around Wolf Den Plaza and further calls soon revealed the animal had walked right into the plaza`s Starbucks cafe.

The on-duty sergeant responded about 5:12 a.m. and found the goat enjoying a nice meal of cardboard boxes inside the Starbucks."


It`s not unusual for police to receive calls about loiterers at Starbucks, but the offender is usually a hipster scum who thinks buying a cup of coffee entitles him to spend the entire day at Starbucks surfing porn Web sites.

But this loiterer was a pet goat who wandered into the Starbucks cafe to enjoy a nice meal of cardboard boxes, at least he had the good sense not to order a cup of their overpriced coffee.

The goat lives only two houses away from Starbucks, he might become a regular client.

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