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Published:April 19th, 2016 17:01 EST
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The Most Popular Cat Names of the Year

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Forget Fluffy! The top cat names of 2015 have been announced and the results are clear: people names are the trend for meow-some monikers. Check out the list, compiled by Rover.com, to see if your cat`s name made the cut!"

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Anybody who gives his cat a generic cat name like "Fluffy" or "Socks" should be neutered, tarred and covered with hairballs, and kicked to the curb.

This year over half of cat owners got with the program and blessed their cats with a human moniker. Cats are people and they deserve a human name!

I named my black cat "Ebony", I didn`t consider, not even for a second, naming her Blackie, cats don`t deserve names that rob them of their dignity.

If you named your cat "Spot" or "Fluffy" or "Cuddles", PETA should dispatch a cat lover to deliver a swift kick to your arse.

The List of Most Popular Cat Names:

http://parade.com/471457/alison-abbey/the-most-popular-cat-names-of-the-year-did-your-kitty-make-the-cut/

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