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Published:April 20th, 2016 12:04 EST

Donald Trump is an Evil Oompa-Loompa Destined to Destroy America

By Robert Paul Reyes

With his wispy orange hair, orange-tinged complexion, baby hands, micro-penis, Buddha-like stomach, sphincter-like pursed mouth, wrinkled white buttocks, and fake little teeth, Donald Trump looks like a tall Oompa-Loompa who just escaped from the pit of hell.

Has anyone ever seen Trump`s belly button? Does this monster even have a navel? Is he a clone, a mutation or a genetically-engineered politician let loose in America by the Russians to destroy our democracy?

Trump`s physical appearance is simply dreadful, but the words that emanate from his anus-shaped mouth are more toxic than the farts that bellow from his arse.

The xenophobia, misogyny, and racism that spew from this vile creature should have no place in political discourse, it`s an indictment of the Republican party and our democracy that Trump is on the verge of capturing the Republican nomination for President of the United States.  


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