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Published:April 20th, 2016 10:00 EST
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Statue of Hercules Gets Detachable Penis to Thwart Thieves

By Robert Paul Reyes



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"A town in France has seemingly found a solution that will prevent locals from vandalizing a statue of Greek hero Heracles.

The town of Arcachon has decided to create a prosthetic removable penis that can be attached to the statue of Heracles, or Hercules, in Parc Mauresque after years of vandals stealing the appendage."

UPI


This peculiar story begs the question: What kind of a dick would steal Hercules` manhood?

The removable prosthetic is added to the statue before important ceremonies, the rest of the time the mighty hero is a dickless wonder.

Wouldn`t it be great if a dude could remove his penis, and leave it in a jar at home, when he`s headed to a party where he might be tempted to cheat on his wife or girlfriend? My guess is that only females think this is the greatest idea since sliced bread.

This is a drastic solution to deal with the issue of Hercules` appendage being repeatedly vandalized or stolen, perhaps if a Donald Trump style micro penis were permanently attached to the Greek hero, nobody would want to steal it.

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