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Published:April 20th, 2016 11:00 EST

Statue of Hercules Gets Detachable Penis to Thwart Thieves

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A town in France has seemingly found a solution that will prevent locals from vandalizing a statue of Greek hero Heracles.

The town of Arcachon has decided to create a prosthetic removable penis that can be attached to the statue of Heracles, or Hercules, in Parc Mauresque after years of vandals stealing the appendage."


This peculiar story begs the question: What kind of a dick would steal Hercules` manhood?

The removable prosthetic is added to the statue before important ceremonies, the rest of the time the mighty hero is a dickless wonder.

Wouldn`t it be great if a dude could remove his penis, and leave it in a jar at home, when he`s headed to a party where he might be tempted to cheat on his wife or girlfriend? My guess is that only females think this is the greatest idea since sliced bread.

This is a drastic solution to deal with the issue of Hercules` appendage being repeatedly vandalized or stolen, perhaps if a Donald Trump style micro penis were permanently attached to the Greek hero, nobody would want to steal it.

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