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Published:April 21st, 2016 11:36 EST

Every Red-blooded American Male in Love With Pizza Girl! Is She a Goddess? Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Forget the fact there was an NBA playoff game taking place at the Philips Arena in Atlanta Tuesday night.

The real action was in the stands, as a young girl was caught on the Kiss Cam shoveling two pieces of pizza down her gullet.

While the camera ostensibly focused in on a couple prompting them to smooch for the viewing public, it was the young blonde packing two slices that captured everyone`s attention."


Pizza Girl is an international sensation, if Donald Trump wants to sway delegates to put him over the top he would be well-advised to name the bombshell blonde as his running mate.

Pizza Girl is a man`s dream, she`s a knockout beauty who loves to stuff her lovely face with pizza. What more could a man ask for?

Pizza Girl switched back and forth between her slices, while her more demure friend cringed. None of the male viewers watching Pizza Girl on the Kiss Cam were cringing, they were weeping in adoration at the awe-inspiring sight.

Pizza Girl should be canonized as a saint by the Roman Catholic Church and selected as the Sexiest Woman Alive by People magazine.

Pizza Girl has taken over the NBA playoffs, nobody cares who wins the championship, we just want to hear the latest news about Pizza Girl!


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