"Since the dawn of time, humans have been confounded by cats, those mystifyingly aloof creatures whose inner thoughts are famously inscrutable. But no longer! Temptations Cat Treats has invented a cat collar that lets your feline speak in a human voice "so you can finally understand (though probably not) exactly what she is trying to tell you.
The Temptations Catterbox, created by London ad agency adam&eveDDB, contains a microphone, speaker, Bluetooth technology and wifi. It captures the cat`s meows and translates them into human speech "words that may or may not actually be what they`re trying to say."
Felines are as inscrutable as a Chinese dry cleaner speaking to you in Mandarin; you could consult a cat whisperer and a cat psychologist and they wouldn`t be able to make heads or tails of your furry friend`s meows.
But Temptations Cat Treats has invented a contraption (Catterbox), that will capture your pet`s meows and caterwauling and translate them into human speech.
I have a feeling that after one day of using the Catterbox most cat owners would toss the infernal device into the fireplace.
Do we really want to know what Fluffy is telling us?
Stop buying me the generic cat food at Dollar General you tightwad!
Clean my litter box you lazy fool!
Stop petting me, you`re messing up my fur!
Get me a playdate with the cute pussycat next door!
I need a fix now! Get me some catnip!
If you ever bathe me again I will claw out your eyes when you`re asleep!
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